Let's not talk about the other day. Actually, better idea, let's not and say we did. At this juncture, I could use a good lie.


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Where does my master dwell, to-day,
And what does he demand?
Whatever mischief that he asks, good fae,
We must surely command!

And does the wind ask, "Who are you,
To say such an odd thing?"
I'll give no answer, but a clue,
So that my name you must sing.

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All of your bets were horribly off, why did no one say we were going to be attacked by gremlins? It was so terribly obvious, wasn't it?

And no, before someone says something idiotic like, "Ohh, I want a car, too!" You'll have to pay for it. Like she is. But, yes, I am indeed that ...awesome.

Holly, please, please, please tell me you haven't fed ( Read more... )